Recent content by Captain Fabulous

You have got to be kidding me. That tiny? Little? Hopman? What could he possibly offer that my beautiful wife could not. He is insignificant and sideways. His orientation is completely incompatible with us vertical folk. And worst of all, his terribly cold heart. That is the face of a killer. He...

This Night Spirit right here. Best whatever in the whole game. I love her. She is my wife.

How much would it cost to make Cave Story good?

why aren't you gone yet?

There they go... my sides... have reached the stratosphere... Believe it or not, you can't actually solve your issues with the Middle-East by declaring war again.

Here you go, newfriend. Welcome to the forums!

if I wanted to see autism I would just go to some kind of cave story fan site where people still talk about a game that's older than they are

thanks me too

Determine whether or not P=NP

grab a brush, put on a little makeup

Well if there's nobody around you might as well rub one out

Yeah but you wouldn't want your arms to perform like a car that's been through fifteen Canadian winters with minimal maintenance. I'm willing to settle for "good enough" when it comes to automobiles, but not my arms. Twelve seconds of googling tells me that there are 23 muscle groups in a human...

Be all like, "HEY IS THERE ANYBODY ROUND? HI?"

Robot arms sound hard to break, so I'd probably get them. To avoid breaking my arms. Not that I worry about my arms breaking all the time, but having one less facet of our frail nature to worry about would be worth it. I'm even assuming that muscle memory would have to be relearned. Typing...