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So King needed the key to chain Sue to the bed? ...But then why would he want to give her to the Doctor? some kinda 3-way thing?

Hey, you should write some erotica for my story, should I ever get around to writing it. I don't think I'd be very good at it. I could use some help. In bed.

Um... yeah. Anyway, male Chaco, NOT SEXY. By my standards. I'm not a very good judge, though.

I kill HIM. Chaco as a female is allowed to live, but give her a penis and I hate her.

Threads don't get deleted around here unless they break over 9000 different rules or are incredibly offensive, and even then there's still a good chance they'll stick around until everyone gets bored of them. Besides, Jacob made this thread awesome. It's too bad he couldn't see my picture. We...

PENGUIN! Okay I'm joking. What Jack says is good advice.

What he means is use the search function before you make a new thread asking for help with modding.

Aye, that we did. Maybe I'll go make that web page... maybe. I want to, but I'm also lazy. We'll see how this turns out.

Oh holy crap, he did. Well, now he's a rapist, druggie and evil person.

I may have called King a druggie and an incestuous rapist, but he has morals. He only wanted to turn her in after he got the key and Toroko was stolen.

I'm trying to encourage torokoplus. Left a note on his/her profile. I want this to happen, because it will be epic.

No. Your dumb idea is dumb. This is a forum war.

Oh. I'm not very good at irony, then. Or maybe it's you. Whatever. Point is, cremating him is going to be... Must. Not. Make. Fun. Of. Plastic surgery.

Thank you for contributing to this conversation with your wisdom. Your are teh wise. So, here's the actually real theory that makes sense: King was trying to get to the teleporter, so that he could get all the Mimigas away from Mimiga Village and be safe until the Doctor's minions found the...

Yeah, but he's probably going to get even more disturbing, especially if we raise the stakes... ...somehow.

I can't. How is Michael Jackson dying in a Los Angeles hospital ironic? Actually, he had a heart attack and stopped breathing before he got to the hospital, but still, I don't sense the irony. Maybe if... No. Must. Not. Make. Pedophilia jokes.

When Jacob logs on tonight shit will go down.

But... why did he need to ? For his crack stash, that's why.

Oh. Moving on, THIS THREAD IS FAIL.

WAY TO WATCH TV, LOWELL. YOU SURE ARE GOOD AT WATCHING TV. NONE SURPASS YOUR TV-WATCHING SKILLS. Okay but seriously how many times am I going to have to listen to Thriller over the next week? It's on every channel. Seriously.

lol joke theft. Lowell will press charges.

Luckily, we have a forum for incredible theories. So this timeline should probably just be an HTML table, with perhaps a few extra pages to explain things in more detail.

It was never explained, but we know that Misery and Balrog would kidnap more villagers if he didn't get it (according to King), and that King getting the key would hurt Sue somehow (according to Toroko). In this thread you can post any ideas you have, no matter how insane. I'll let someone else...