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I'm pretty sure Will Wright answered that question for me. If I were God, I'd create a race of penis-monsters and have them destroy all other living things. It's the obvious choice, right? Of course, perhaps God did that on another planet. Seriously now, if I were God, I wouldn't want people...

He's a freakin' force of nature.

#69: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you strive for a perfect white tan like Quote's.

Bo-Bobo Bo Bo-Bobo did a backflip onto your mom and called her brother. It was so fucking metal. Dethklok Murdered your everything that ever shooped da whoop without getting of PEANUT BUTTER JELLY miss this meme. Meanwhile, back in chapter 3, the wedge of cheese finished the time-warp orgasm...

Because their reproductive cells are entering a new age of technology, peace and tacos. Why is his head so big? WHY is his head so big?

It's five words. Five. Words. Five words or less, not six. Six words is not less than six words. I don't care if you people take liberties with the rules, but it's like you can't do basic math or something. Forgive me, but it's been bothering me and I'm bored. Anyway, Wedge of Cheese: You have a...

Hey, if you're bored, tell Lowell he's a troll, and he keeps spamming off-topic things. It'll keep us busy for at least 3 pages. Sorry for mentioning Lowell. I'll refrain from doing it again. Now, this thread was about Kage and Jacob? Well, not anymore. Now it's about curing Jacob's boredom...

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Neither do I, but I know people who do, and I will force them to buy it for me and then I will pay them double what it costs.

I couldn't tell you were kidding without that disclaimer. I always thought you were a Jew-hating Nazi for some reason.

I can't do it on Friday, and I'll probably be pressed for time any other day, but I can manage.

Bo-Bobo Bo Bo-Bobo did a backflip onto your mom and called her brother. It was so fucking metal. Dethklok Murdered your everything that ever shooped da whoop without getting of PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

Sometimes, people (like Homestar Runner) will do something so dumb, it actually flips back to smart, like when you get 999,999 points in a video game. Lowell ought to win an award, should he accept it.

I think the only thing that could get between Jacob and Wii Cave Story now is a giant steamroller dropped on his head. Similarly, I can't WAIT to see Curly. Oh, uh, did they release a gameplay trailer with Curly in it? I haven't really been following the blog. I'm just not that kind of person.

That's neither obvious nor should it be stated. It's supposed to be a nice little treat for anyone who enters my location into Google Earth or something. Great, now I must change it. Anyway, I still think that having a crush on Sue makes you a furry pedophile. (Please don't ban me Gardebiter. In...

7:08 on my computer. That's a problem. Did you know that Antarctica time is the same as Greenwich time? Totally useless fact, but interesting!

You just proved my point. #59: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you put up with people like Fire because you love these forums so much. Now WATCH THIS THREAD FAIL.

I'll just assume you're being sarcastic, because I'd hate to make you cry by insulting Harry Potter. (Not an insult directed at you, but the general fanbase). As for your hovering, flaming cartoons...

#57: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you keep scrounging for ridiculous things that be translated from Cave Story into real life just to keep this thread going, because you hoped it would be full of win but it's slowly turning into fail, and is nearing the point of no return.

Bo-Bobo Bo Bo-Bobo did a backflip onto your mom and called her brother. It was so fucking metal. Dethklok Murdered your everything that ever shooped da whoop

I can see that arguing with Lowell burns up dozens and dozens of posts, since he likes to have really big ones, which leaves more material for us to make fun of. So instead of giving Lowell the satisfaction of having people reply to him and make him think he's important, just tell him to shut up...

Well, I was hoping for something specific, but I guess I'll just forget about it until he comes back. Then I'll see this charismatic win he possesses.

If you can even manipulate a stick that big, let alone find one, you must have super powers of some kind. And what's wrong with the blog, aside from the whiny readers?

Speaking of my god damn question, before I was so egotistically distracted, why is Kage awesome?

I was referring to the screenshot, sorry. Should have made myself more clear.