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The harsh, unyeilding fuckstorm of internet reality will tear down my carefully built walls. Only you can make me see the error of my ways, Lowell. Show me. Show me how to be smart.

I don't understand why this excites you so. That's just Cave Story with a better resolution. Awesome, yes, but we already knew that. Although I see that parrot looks quite a bit angrier than before.

Fuck you and your "twisting words" crap. Jacob's stating what you really mean, whether you know it or not. If I took everything you said at face value, I'd think you were the happiest person on Earth, since you use :D in every post. And if this isn't an intelligent conversation, why are you...

Thank you for being so specific. That puts my mind at ease, knowing that you didn't just make these people up, but they are actually "a large part of these forums." And Lowell, you think it's impossible for you to have an intelligent verbal conversation?

Your smileys... they burn...

Just curious, who are these "a lot of people" who like you? Are they on these forums?

I'd like to like this game, it's really cool, but it feels like I'm aiming through molasses and the weapons fire a second after I click. Maybe if it worked like (I hope) it's supposed to on my computer, I would play this game so much more, but it's just not playable. Plus there were only 5...

#53: You're so addicted to Cave Story, you put a cat in a tank, to see if it would shoot out fish.

We're not going to have an argument over TMR. I'll make it interesting all on my own, because I'm that amazing.

I... I don't understand that one. Probably just a brain fart. #50: You're so addicted to Cave Story, you found a way to level up by eating Doritos.

A picture is worth a thousand words, which you seem to be fond of using. I was being sarcastic. You have no respect for verbal irony.

Like hell Lowell will use a microphone. She's too self-conscious. And I apologize for the hate, but Lowell's acting at that maturity level that's too old to be cute and too young to be reasoned with. I'd love to talk to him on Skype, but some things were not meant to be.

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone...

Some argue that I am a pretty cool guy. And don't make this a popularity contest. That is the only kind of hatred. That's like the only way to hate someone. I never said I hated Kage, I said I don't know why people think he's awesome. Any why do you think you need to come in here and suddenly...

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone...

I have no idea why you people think Kage is awesome. I've only been here since April, so the only notable things I have seen Kage do since then is troll my Light Side thread and start some retarded thread about his fantasy animu stalkers. I'd like to know why Kageryushin is so awesome.

Hmm... how good are you at doing different voices? Just talk in a German/Russian accent and I'm sure you'll sound just like T-Jack.

Makes sense. Jacob, you need to alter the future, and continue being awesome instead of becoming Kage.

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone...

Sweet. Maybe you should make it a bit shorter this time? Like, by at least half an hour. And it's not summer for me yet, I have exams coming up next week. I'll still be there, though.

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone...

Blasphemy. When is having a doormat on your head a bad thing?

Oh, by "bad" I thought you meant "difficult". I Wanna Be The Guy is a good game, but god damn you will be playing it a long time.

Yes. Yes it is. If you think otherwise, you're crazy and probably play way too much SNES.

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone...