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^^ Is wrong ^ Made me curious as to how my level of cheesiness compared to the "dangerous" level. * is finally done with this spam (seriously) V is either incredibly relieved or wants me to continue.

Bad things to say in the "Bad Things To Say" thread Feel free to ignore this post, I just posted it because I'm bored out of my mind.

A competitor of endust. tits

Granted. Unfortunately, you can't figure out how to make your posts visible to non-GOLD members so there are very few people on the forums who can read your posts, effectively alienating you. I wish the person sitting two seats two my right would stop watching distracting videos involving cats...

Just open CS in either SW or CE, open the script for the Plantation, and look through it for the dialogue.

So do I. I wish this post obeyed the rules of the thread.

Granted. There's a hazing process you must go through to be accepted here. It involves, among other things, staying on the forums for 24 hours straight, talking in memes IRL for a week, and sucking Kageryushin's cock. I wish to win The Game.

BUMP! (no lowerize) Top 10 causes of facepalming: 10. Google search AutoComplete 9. bad drivers 8. advertisements 7. The Game 6. Fail Blog 5. politics 4. whyme 3. spambots 2. Ryuuoutan 1. Microsoft

Oh alright I'll give it a shot... "Hi! I'm glad that they burned that cartoon in the fourth fireplace." I'm probably not even remotely close am I...

A violent protest against the GAP murderous rage

No (answer to both your questions). Why is it that whenever I think I'm supposed to be really busy, I actually end up really bored?

"I still do hit that!"

Granted. The gold bar appearing doesn't cause you any harm, but the thief who suddenly comes into your house, tries to steal it, and, in his efforts to fend off your efforts to reclaim the gold, kills you by throwing the gold at your head repeatedly, does cause you harm. I wish for bacon...

Granted. Now every time you have sex, there's a risk of becoming an Irish drunk. I wish I were as fabulous as you are.

Granted. Hitler communicates with us and brainwashes us to become mindless racist violent assholes and we commit a bunch of crimes and are caught and imprisoned. I wish for a wheel of cheese with a wedge cut out of it (to complete me).

There is, it's called your mom. I wish for your mom.

Granted. I get laid by Megan Fox while you watch on Christmas. I wish I could cure cancer.

Granted. I am a human calculator, and unlike normal calculators, I demand frequent blood sacrifices in order to keep doing your calculations. I wish for you to do frequent blood sacrifices.

Granted, you now know only how to count in base 2. I wish to find my true love.

Bad things to say at a funeral "Pore Jud is daid, pore Jud Fry is daid. He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice. He looks like he's asleep, it's a shame that he won't keep, but it's summer and we're runnin' out of ice." 5 brownie points to anyone who knows what that's from.

Granted. Your legs have just been removed from your body and attached to your car. I wish for you to get off my lawn.

Granted. You now have two awesome cooking skills: the skill to cook yourself alive, and the skill to cook food that will give everyone within a 5 mile radius cancer. I wish for a billion dollars.

Alright, but don't come crying to me when you start compulsively licking your asshole in public. I wish I were God.

I think she meant just the fact that the book exists.

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