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HOLY JESUS TITTY FUCKING BUCKETS OF HORSE CUM YES I DO. CafePress, here I come! (heh heh)

I want the list number to be the same as the post number, damn it! It was going SO WELL until RHF fucked it up. So now I'm going to back to the original ordering and everyone who posted out of order doesn't count. SAYS ME. #134: You're so addicted to Cave Story that when you go spelunking you...

I think much better T-shirts could be made. Like the "You haven't heard of it but it's awesome" (paraphrase) shirt was cool, but there's just one.l The ones you linked to, d4vz, not as good. I want a shirt with Curly on it. RULE 34, YOU NOW APPLY TO T-SHIRTS. (Not saying I want it to be porn)

I will call your ghost fork Stabby McStabbinson. Stabby and Connor should have a radio show. Also this should probably be in the SPOT but who cares, really? The Satellite Lounge is basically a sexier version of the SPOT now.

Peasant's Quest, from HomestarRunner.com:

Stay on track people. We're doing this RIGHT. #131: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you downloaded Gang Garrison 2 just to play as Quote.

Actually, I take back my Spur suggestion. The Machine Gun would probably be fastest, what with it's flight capabilities. The Snake might also be useful, but there's a limit to the number of fireballs you can have on the screen.

Well heck, even I could do that with Garageband. I really like some of the remixes from the project, though, so I really wanna use them. That said, you just can't beat bleeps and bloops sometimes. Some original Cave Story music must be used as well. And we should really be discussing this with...

6: Become an hero. You have quit life once again, and the Hindu gods are kinda pissed that you squandered the opportunity they gave you so quickly. 1) Ask for forgiveness and another chance at life. 2) Ask for forgiveness and another chance at the afterlife. 3) Tell all the gods they can go...

John Madden. I kind of don't want him to die, but it's kind of an obvious choice, and he is getting old. I give you my sad face in advance, John: :D

How could we forget oral. For shame. So anyway, Mimigas wear no pants, but have soles glued to the bottoms of their feet. I'm a long pants man, Strong Bad.

GTFO my thread, AAKid. It's not technically mine, but still, this is serious work we do.

Spur. Everything else should be fairly obvious. Maybe I am forgetting something, because I am tired. Whoever is doing the speedrun is obviously going to have to know the shortest paths in every map, as well as the minimum requirements for getting into Hell.

Jacob. We are using the remix project. No point in trying to convince us otherwise. And using songs with lyrics for a movie doesn't work most of the time. Also, I'll be returning to my computer on the 8th or 9th, so we can start audions (ornstart planning auditions) then.

I heard somewhere, from a barely relyable source, that the record for the entire game is around two hours. I think the first thing is to determine which parts to time. I believe we should time the whole thing, along with text, cutscenes and loading times. Someone could get under two hours for sure.

Wow. I really can't think of any way to top that picture. In fact, I don't think that this thread can continue in the wake of that awesomeness. And if I wasn't hundreds of kilometers from my hard drive, that shit would so be saved.

No. Your thread has died of dysentery.

#114: You're so addicted to Cave Story that you hum "Gravity" throughout Physics class, "Run" in PE and "Plant" during Biology.

Billy Mays quite obviously wished for Steve McNair to die, since he wanted someone to have a yelling match with in Heaven. RIP Steve McNair.

Already brought it to the attention of both mods. Unless you're being sarcastic, in which case stop wasting my time. iPhones are hard to use.

How could you possibly put the Island on a map? It's mobile. #86: You're so addicted to Cave Story that when you get pink eye you think you're going insane, and gaining magical powers as well.

^ should stop using Newest First. What's wrong with you? * wants this thread to die.

See y'all, I'll be back on the 9th of July. Don't create/destroy/rape too much without me.

Subliminal messaging. Don't worry, Jacob, cerealkiller won't notice I put it in.

How could you eat the babby without telling me how it is formed?