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Alright so if I could tackle my motivation issues, yes, and I'd work hard to prepare myself for the job. You have to have like five Ph.D's and be RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPED, so I think there's no way it could happen, but it's space. I'd push myself harder than I ever have before if it meant going...

1. Maybe someone who knows game theory could correct me, but it seems that if the stakes are death, it doesn't make a difference if it's one cent or $1,000,000. If you live, then you get money and you're on your way. Obviously a million bucks would be better than a penny. If you die, then you...

1. Kinda tricky to remember. I want to cheap out and say the one where I had really hot sex, but that's kinda boring for you, isn't it? How about the one where I was mothafuckin' Pikachu and my bro Squirtle and I were running around solving crimes and beating up zombies? I was ten. 2. To play...

1. I don't think I could deal with my spouse being reset every day, and after a while it would be just as hard for her when things start changing, like the house she lives in or the dog we own. It would be impossible for me to be on the same level as her if she can't remember the months or years...

I'm gonna go with "yes," although that was an awfully unorthodox way of asking.

No. Money isn't enough compensation for a broken neck, I would clearly hate this woman within days if she's going to treat me like a pet, and vampire sex would suck because she would be room temperature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw a nigger coming the other way. that's about how funny the rest of the "jokes" on this thread are

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1. Back in time 5 minutes. I always pick this. I can do whatever I want as long as it takes less than five minutes. Think about how many things you can do in under 5 minutes, and now there are no consequences for any of them. This is the equivalent of quicksaving. It also means I can know how a...

1. He wouldn't. Interesting that this is a male robot. 2. This is probably some mathematical statistics shit, right? My answer is no because I don't see why I would. If I try to explain the math, all the smart kids will pick on me because it's wrong. 3. Well now. I could just say yes, but I...

1. This is the kind of thing that you can never come up with off the top of your head. I'll have to get back to you on this one. Edit: Don't sing along to songs in the car unless everyone in the car is doing it too. Especially if you are not a good singer. Don't fucking do that. Stop. Edit 2: I...

1. One friend, Jesus Christ one friend. I have a hard enough time keeping friends that I only get along with, I certainly wouldn't be able to handle 15 of them all at once. It wouldn't take long before I was fed up with having no one to talk to about the deeper things in life. I'm not a terribly...

Well uh, I don't often drive people places. Sad but true. It's like I don't even care about the environment. So the advantage of road trips is lost on a loner like me. The motorcycle is the cheaper choice, but I'd much rather drive a car. I'm kinda boring like that, and cars are safer anyway...

God, I eat the most boring food. Well, I do put pineapple sauce on my rice. I'm really not very good at food. I don't even eat very much of it, because it's either boring or a hassle to prepare. No, I am a gentle lover. Oh, I see what you mean. The justification I usually use is "when it's...

That really depends on how personified these natural phenomena are. For example, a date with a lightning bolt would last about 30 millionths of a second, and that's hardly long enough for her to get my number. I think I'd rather go on a date with a tornado, since they are complex and fascinating...

No.

WD, I'd touch my boobs a lot. It's not perverted, everyone knows boobs are great. Now, maybe this is perverted, but I'd have to try masturbating too. That is a never-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Sorry, but it seems like a reasonable thing to do. Then I guess I'd wash my hands and join a feminist...

It's about time because I can't even remember the last time I used a penny to pay for something. I accumulate all this change and then everything bigger than a nickel gets used up. Pennies are worth more to me as projectiles than as currency, so that's how I end up ridding myself of them. And...

Poll's closed. It looks like at least ten people want to ask me questions, which I should be surprised by since they kept doing that in my Dear Doctor Fabulous thread. So the idea is, I'm at the bottom of a well, and instead of helping me out, you guys ask me questions about myself. They can be...

They would be a few inches higher than that, I think. source: way too much terrible furry porn

I thought that's what we were voting on. What else would we be voting on?

Last night in subconsciousland, I had replaced one of the candidates for the American Republican party in a debate. I'm not 100% sure about who's still in the running, but Romney and Santorum were still there. I'm clearly not a politician, so I didn't act like one, I was just being sarcastic and...

You must think I'm an interesting person. Good thing I'll be able to clear up that misconception. As for WD, well, I hope you like cats.