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OH SNAP. I'D LET HIM DO IT IF HE HAD A PENIS.

RAPE MY FACE.

Idiots who are completely unaware of their idiocy are THE FUNNIEST KIND. And I hope you didn't care for your MMOG thread, because it's going DOWN IN FLAMES.

Wow, you're like some kind of uber-troll. You have this whole forum wrapped around your pinky finger. IF I GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS THREAD I WOULD HAVE IGNORED YOU. NOW IT IS TIME FOR THIS THREAD TO DIE AND FOR ME TO BE ENTERTAINED. NOW TROLL ME BACK, FUCKER.

What you say !!

Thank you for that Jacob Schokobecher.

You talk to me like I've never encountered a troll before. OBVIOUSLY whenever someone uses the word "fag" they're trolling. You're like a retarded version of Kage... and I'm replying to you right now because I'm bored and I feel like sending this thread into a burning downward spiral of death...

You should probably use NSFW warnings for pictures like that; this is a family-friendly forum. I mean, if the other people who use these forums are anything like me, they've seen that picture a million times, but STILL. If we can't have an erotica thread then this stuff is pushing the limits so...

I was thinking, though: why did EVERYONE except one Mimiga die in the Red Flower Wars and live until the game? King MIGHT have been in the war, but everyone else is so young. Even if they were the offspring of the survivors, if they live for 30 years, where are all these survivors now? There...

THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE A THINLY VEILED INSULT. Because it's common knowledge that my time here and my post count are in direct correlation with my penis size. AND I AM INSECURE ABOUT ALL OF THOSE THINGS.

Okay but they look like rabbits. Why can't I draw more similarities between them and rabbits in my theories? I never said that they evolved from rabbits, or that rabbits even exist in Cave Story. They could be aliens! BUT THEY ARE RABBIT-LIKE ALIENS.

SHADOWCRAZY. THIS IS NOT 4CHAN. YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED. I'm pretty sure it's against the rules to say "gaiafags", "facepalm.png", and "over 9000" all in the same post. if not, it should be. And having over 2000 posts KIND OF DOES make you a veteran. Also, Jacob and I are posting dumb...

If you don't want us to take you seriously, Garebiter, we won't. I know you're an administrator, but if you're ever like "MAN I'M GONNA BAN SOME NIGGERS" we'll be like "sure you are, SP".

G'day, Bruce.

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Merge your Psi essence with the pirate-looking dude and become more powerful than any other mortal. Use Psionic Shockwave to break out of your cell. It's a StarCraft reference. If you don't get it you suck.

I'm going to assume "analogue" means "similar". Stop using big words around me. Anyway, I think Mimigas mature faster than humans, so that they hit their peak around 7 or 8, and the life after their peak is relatively short. Mimigas are not as intelligent as humans, but they're not stupid...

I also piqued something of your mom's! HIYO! Sorry. Yes, there is buttloads of Enraged Sue art. Some of it even makes her look hot.

Yes. Jacob. He is a newfag. It's not you who is being a newfag, for creating a topic about something completely impossible, it is Jacob, who has 2,138 posts.

How do you fight on a forum? The only way to fight is with words. Which Kage isn't very good at fighting with. But yeah, he's got his posse, who are too stupid/drunk to think about what they're doing.

Mimigas obviously develop things like speech faster than humans. I could make a big post about the Mimiga mind and body from birth to death, but I'm too tired right now. I think 6 is too old. By 6, Mimigas shold be able to be warriors and hunters and sex slaves and stuff like that. I also think...

I said this before, but I'll say it again: Enraged Sue is TOO ANGRY FOR ME. ANGRY CHICKS =/= SEX. In my experience. And shut up about my experience, this is about Cave Story.

WHAT. MOROMIN? 30? KAZUMA? 19 WHAAAAT? DID YOU EVEN THINK THAT ONE THROUGH, YAKKERS? I will modify that: Sue: 10 King: 10 Kazuma: 19 Momorin: 39 Booster: 65 Jenka: 943 Toroko: 3 Mimigas have an average lifespan of 15 years. Ever wonder why only one Mimiga remembered the Red Flower War? Now for...

And his gangsta posse. His West Side Advisors will cut you up.

Heh. Heh. Yes. And Pedobear has puppy that you can feed the brown part of the Oreos to. You know, when you combine two Oreos into a super-Oreo? YOU CAN DO THAT.