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So, you're saying Balrog evolved from fish? I guess I can see it, with his wide mouth, stubby arms and vacant stare.

In the time it took you to be restored I simply left. Man, we're so on topic right now it's not even funny.

Agreed. We can stop posting here now that we've established he's a moron and and a bitch.

I'm gone. *Lockdown*

THAT IS AN ABOMINATION OF NATURE. A MONSTER. A HIDEOUS FREAK THAT I WANT TO PUT BREAD INSIDE.

En taro Adun, FenixBoots!

Kage can't possibly be a female. He would never be able to resist me in that case. Alright now seriously, Kage does not behave like a female. The man is way too egotistical and macho. Not that I'm saying women can't be egotistical, it's just that... augh, I'm not a psychologist, all I can say is...

Use your psionic powers to bring down that Wraith. Come on, DragonBoots, you can do it! I BELIEVE IN YOU.

BALROG IS A ROBOT. YES, YES HE IS. I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY OTHER EXPLANATION. Balrog could not possibly fly with those little tiny wings, so he must have some other method of flight. Maybe it's magic, maybe it's just because he's a cartoon, but he also shoots missiles out of his body. Only robots...

Well I know some Zerglings you could rush.

It's only a matter of time until Kage comes back and says "lololol look how people are still posting in this thread more proof of how amazing i am". SENSE MAKE?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD HELP OH GOD IT HURTS MY BRAIN AUIRYTUBBB;;;;;AWIURYTHJKG

Who else just made a connection between Samus Aran and Curly Brace? Just me? It's not a very strong connection... but they both have blond hair and weapons, right? PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSON.

RAGE IN A CAN!

The Queen Jelly doesn't have any tentacles... it's actually a Metroid, in case you didn't notice.

OZSH;;;AHNAAAAOIHDDLLH

I... I was funny? Thank you, whyme. But I can see that arguing with Kage is as useless as doing the same with VoidMage_Lowell or RHF64, so I guess I'll leave you to your thread.

But he is not on fire and he does not have a whip. Explain that.

For the Press Gauntlet, just keep running and kill all the critters in front of you. Whatever you do, DO NOT let up on the left arrow key until you are at the end. To get over the pool of lava you have to boost over it very close the the ground. If you get hit by a critter while you're over the...

Where's your sense of adventure, man? Plunge ahead into the unknown, tongue-first!

The only way to get me to shut up is to stop talking, kind of like you, whyme. I'm not going to list all the memes that didn't come from 4chan or Something Awful because it would take up too much of my precious time, but I will say that it's sad how I know more about your favorite website than...

Insert tongue into compartment.

I think wishing you luck is the best thing I can do here. The Machine Gun sucks in boss fights.

But did we ever get the hat out from under the rock? You can go find out for me, since I am much too lazy to click "View Post" in that quote and then go back a few pages. I know we tipped the boulder over, but the mushrooms may have gotten to us before we collected our super hat.

Best theory I've heard so far. I'd love to have a giant toaster around. But I thought the red flowers were to supposed to make you all aggressive-like? Maybe toasters are just naturally mellow and nice.