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I don't know; Metroid is a lot like Cave Story. And I thought it was all about the choices because otherwise it's just some guys talking to each other while one of them plays a video game. It's too bad your TMR idea isn't copyrighted, because I'm doin' Pokemon and you can join me if you want.

Shut up, Jacob. We all know you look up Pokemon porn. And also T-jack that is a great idea. I hope we can find other people who liek teh Pokemans. EDIT: maybe one more person in case T-jack or Schoko can't make it.

POKEMON. YES. POKEMON. It's not multiplayer, but games with choices rarely are. If anyone comes up with another game then I'll consider that idea, but I'd be really happy doing Pokemon. Any generation.

Okay the, tell them the truth: you were in an infinitely long room with a sausage warmer and a puke-covered hat when you fell through a hole in the wall and landed here, where the first thing you saw was the spike and the second thing you saw was what's-his-spores. You'll be deemed criminally...

Hah, I got Schokobecher to say something nice... kind of. It's a start. Anyway, I think it's time to quit this fucking thread.

FAIL THREAD IS FAIL.

Mr. Kari was obviously not in a cognitive state when SC was examining him. He was having a wet dream. The spores were... jettisoned... towards SC's mouth. Yum.

Maybe the mods disabled post count because people were posting so much retarded stuff they wanted to see if it was just so people could increase their post count. Well I have news for you guys, I'M ALWAYS THIS DUMB. HA.

The next chapter of BDA: Breaking Out of a Miniature Insane Asylum.

I doubt I could fit my hand into any part of my body but my mouth. Also since when do you know what I look like? Are you just assuming I'm ugly because I spend my time online on some geeky forum OH WAIT.

Well obviously we can't win the trial my way because that would require us to think up an entire law system for the mushrooms. We'll do it your Phoenix Wright way. Tell them you weren't intending to eat the mushroom and instead were simply holding it up to your face to examine it. Since you...

Get a room you two. Preferably a room that is as far as physically possible from me while still being on this planet. You know what, forget that, get a room on another planet. It would make me feel better. Also Schokobecher, I don't drink alcohol and I don't plan to, seeing as I'm not German.

1. Urine can be acidic or alkaline. Let's hope SC's pee is a base. 2. We no longer have the piss 'n puke hat. 3. That's one of the most ridiculous ideas I've ever heard. You could probably escape whether they were blinded or not. How fast you think they can run? How about you ask your lawyer...

I think it would be a good idea to do this again, but not with a Cave Story mod. Do a different game entirely. You could post the thread in the Satellite lounge.

I thought you were into all those things? Except George Bush, maybe. Personally I can hardly stand to think about that, but that should be like some kinda fantasy of yours.

Well shit, man, it's kinda hard to find cold, hard evidence refuting something that you did. How? NOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE INTELLIGENT. NOW YOU WONT EAT ANY. A GOOD JUDGE WOULD KNOW THAT. So point that out.

Well, if you think jackhammers are sexy, the "elephantitis" part isn't hard to... well, Strong Sad.

I'm starting to regret making this thread. But I can't tell people what erotic literature they can post. I actually don't mind rape, as long as it's not pedophilia or incest or vore or countless other illegal things. For the most part I draw the line at illegal sex. It looks like my story will...

WELL IN CANADA IT'S A LAW. The Canadian law system is based on the British law system. And guess what? The British kind of took over half the world. And Mr. SC didn't know the mushroom was intelligent when he tried to eat it. That was obvious. I thought the smiley face was just a pattern. But if...

Old, fat, bored male greeters? YUM. Maybe we should come up with some actually common fetishes that no one here has. Like the granny thing that I came up with, and no one has YAY.

I don't think Dying Roses is more screwed up than Alive. It's MOTHER-SON INCEST. Also, the song "Alive" really creeped me the fuck out when I heard it first so that also contributes. But Dying Roses is just rape. With some blood (from a robot?). I can handle that.

It's called color of right. Mr. S. C. did intentionally try to eat Mr. Kari, but he did not know that the mushroom was intelligent and therefore was not attempting murder. He knew what he was doing but didn't know it was illegal, so it's not murder. I hope this trial is in Canada because I...

You don't think beer is sexy. Good for you.

1. What does S. C. stand for? 2. All they have for evidence is spores, which the mushrooms often release involuntarily. Anything could have happened to excite Ha Kari, including but not limited to Kari attacking SC, Kari being terrified by someone landing right next to him, or Kari being...

No, I mean he's actually completely white. You have played Cave Story, right, you rrrRRRACIST?