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You wake up in a cave (not a Cave Story reference), surrounded by sentient mushrooms. You are still wearing your cool hat, and your inventory hasn't been touched, since the mushrooms don't know where you're keeping that stuff either. However, those candy corns have worn off, and you're hungry...

SQUAREPANTS!

Yes.

Yes.

YES.

Is this it? Could this thread finally be ending its unnatural life? WILL IT BE THE END?

Turn around and walk back to the boulder, then use the signpost to pry the puke hat out. By the way, where are we/you keeping our inventory?

Look up to see if there's an overhang.

Let's say north is towards the wall, since it's the only landmark aside from the boulder and splke.

That way.

Such is the magic of MS Paint Badly Drawn Adventure. Let's take a look at our inventory: 1 Bottle 1 Hard Hat 1 Cool Hat 1 Pancake (unknown flavor) 1 Spike Go north.

We were talking about the USA before. Now I'm going to RANT. AHAHAHAHA. First to get off my chest: people in the United States of America should not be called Americans. America is two continents. Chileans are American too. You know what, just listen to this song and you'll get what I'm trying...

Not quite sure why, but I can't see your pictures here anymore. I have to go to your album to see them. Go pick up that pancake lying on the ground, then try breaking the tip off the spike to use as a weapon in this dangerous new place.

I have never seen a bag of milk in my entire life. But it is true that Canadians use the metric system. You know, the one that makes sense.

NEXT TIME YOU PUT MAPLE SYRUP ON YOUR WAFFLES. JUST REMEMBER. THAT BOTTLE WAS MADE IN CHINA. Also, I think calling Native Americans "Indians" is dumb because Indians come from India. Calling real Indians "East Indians" is just insulting to them. Way to fuck up the future, Christopher Columbus.

The new hat is too cool to use as a shovel. Use the signpost to pry the hat out from under the boulder.

It got brighter, remember? Put the hat on the smiley mushroom. It will look adorable. Eating it is almost as dumb as jumping out the picture hole.

If you're a rrrRRRACIST American. To a Canadian, an Indian comes from India.

Chaco's not exactly Indian... I didn't see any curry or cheap cars in her house.

#80: You're so addicted to the Cave Story forums that when someone mentions CP you think "Control Panel".

I developed a strategy that works for me in the Core fight. Get up on the single block that's farthest to the right just as he becomes vulnerable, spam Polar Star until he closes up or it levels down, then back off and use Blade to deflect the god damn mini-Core projectiles. Repeat. You should...

Since her fur color is a minority, and everyone else is rrrRRRACIST, he'd probably have an emotional bond with her. But maybe that would make him the racists?

You sure like making egocentric threads. And also that just means you're close to getting Nu. Yay!

Always look on the bright side of life *whistle*. Also happy birthday to George Bernard Shaw, Mick Jagger and Sandra Bullock.

After yelling "PUNCH!" you see a being made entirely of win standing before you. He introduces himself as S. P. Gardebiter.