Well derp derp derp.
I fear that these rules may seem to be made simply for the augmentation of my e-penis, despite being pondered over for many hours.
Also, under rule 11, it appears I have -1 gold points.
New Rule 17:
Excepting rules 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, and 17, odd numbered rules only...